1 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,146 Hi, honey! Look what I got. 2 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,690 Pretty good, eh? 3 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,568 "Held over! Ricky Ricardo and his orchestra 4 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,444 at the beautiful Tropicana." 5 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,530 Yes, sir... isn't that wonderful? 6 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,199 They want us to stay over another four weeks. 7 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,535 If everything goes as well as it did tonight, 8 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,245 we'll stay there a hundred years. 9 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,455 I took so many bows tonight 10 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,458 that I got a charley horse in my hip. 11 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,087 Boy, they sure recognize talent when they see it. 12 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,122 Good night. 13 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,129 Oh... 14 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,964 My goodness, you scared me! 15 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,799 When did you sneak in here? 16 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,425 A couple of minutes ago. 17 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:17,512 Oh, I must have been so interested in my book. 18 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,098 Where did my book go? Where is my book? 19 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,475 It went out the window. 20 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,019 Out the window? 21 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,645 I don't see it anywhere. 22 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,315 Of course not-- it's dark out there. 23 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,525 Good night. 24 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,026 Ricky... 25 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:33,612 What? 26 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,657 One of us ought to get up and go down and get it. 27 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,034 - One of us? - Yes. 28 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,453 Which one of us did you have in mind? 29 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,665 Oh, the one that's the biggest and the strongest. 30 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:45,707 Okay. 31 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,501 Go ahead. 32 00:02:50,419 --> 00:02:52,172 Oh, Ricky. 33 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,340 Now, look, honey, 34 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,175 I'm a husband, not a retriever. 35 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:57,761 Good night. 36 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,972 How can I go to sleep till I know who killed her? 37 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,767 Let's see... it was either the upstairs maid 38 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,560 or the butler or the cook. 39 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,479 It was her husband. 40 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,148 Her husband? He didn't have any reason to kill her. 41 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,942 He was married, wasn't he? 42 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:14,236 Oh... 43 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,072 I can see it all now: 44 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,407 He worked very hard all day. 45 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,743 Got home about 2:00 in the morning. 46 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,870 She started pestering him. 47 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,747 Wouldn't let him sleep. 48 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,417 He stood it as long as he could. 49 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,752 Finally, he decided to do away with her. 50 00:03:31,877 --> 00:03:33,547 So he got out of bed... 51 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:38,427 ...looked around for a murder weapon. 52 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,470 A gun! 53 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,931 Nah... make too much noise. 54 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,143 A knife! Aha! 55 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,149 Too sloppy. 56 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,402 Aha! 57 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,112 A scarf. 58 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,739 Perfect. 59 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:05,412 It would do the job quietly and neatly. 60 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,961 Slowly he approaches the bed, 61 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,464 murder in his heart. 62 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,630 And then... 63 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,009 Good morning, Lucy. 64 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,261 I had the most exciting time last night. 65 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,096 I learned how... 66 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,848 What's that you're reading? 67 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:07,849 Lucy... 68 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,688 Gosh, did I scare you? 69 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,483 No, no. I was just getting ready to scream 70 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,027 and throw my book out the window anyway. 71 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,028 I'm sorry. 72 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,238 Gee, no wonder they call it 73 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,697 The Mockingbird Murder Mystery. 74 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,366 Every time I get that book in my hand, 75 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,450 it flies out the window. 76 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,244 Oh, Lucy, forget that book. 77 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,871 I had the most exciting time last night. 78 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,957 I learned how to tell fortunes with playing cards. 79 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,458 Come on in, I'll tell your fortune. 80 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,669 Look, Ethel, we just rent this apartment from you. 81 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,254 It doesn't say anything in the lease 82 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,922 about having to have our fortune told. 83 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,924 Besides, I don't believe in that silly stuff. 84 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,843 Oh, but this system never fails. 85 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,928 It's just fantastic the stuff we learned last night. 86 00:05:46,053 --> 00:05:49,224 Well, maybe the cards will tell you where my book is. 87 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,725 Now, Lucy, you've got to be serious, 88 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,310 or the cards won't tell you anything. 89 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,770 Oh, I'm so sorry. 90 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:57,023 Okay... serious. 91 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,238 Now, we have here... 92 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:06,491 Wait a minute, Ethel, what's wrong with these cards? 93 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,577 Oh, look, let's forget the fortune-telling. 94 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,327 You're right, there's nothing to it. 95 00:06:10,452 --> 00:06:11,663 Yeah, I know there's nothing to it, 96 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,582 but I want to know what it is there's nothing to. 97 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,416 Oh, but really, Lucy... 98 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,043 Why did you look like you did 99 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,420 when you saw these cards? 100 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,714 No, Lucy, please. 101 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,343 Now, what does this grubby little group of cards 102 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,345 have to say for itself? 103 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,513 Well... 104 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,681 this is your card. 105 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,600 - The queen of hearts-- that's you. -Yeah. 106 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,935 And this card right next to it is... 107 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,187 the ace of spades. 108 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,939 What does that mean? 109 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,860 - Death. - Death? 110 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,904 Well, what's it doing so close to me? 111 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,573 That's just it. 112 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,701 When your card is next to the ace of spades, 113 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,454 that means you're going to be... dead. 114 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,164 Dead? 115 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,916 Like in "as a doornail"? 116 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,879 Oh, what's the matter with me? 117 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,505 I don't believe in fortune-telling. 118 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,174 I don't either. 119 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,719 Well, what are you laughing at? 120 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,346 I'm laughing at fortune-telling 121 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,513 because it's so silly. 122 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,982 Do you know anyone who would like to kill you? 123 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:21,983 No. 124 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:22,984 Well, then, you can see... 125 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,819 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 126 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,821 Last night I thought Ricky was going to. 127 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,906 Ricky?! 128 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,575 Yeah... oh, but he was just kidding. 129 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,826 I think. 130 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,663 The phone. 131 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,165 Oh... 132 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,416 [Ricky] Hello? 133 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,001 Oh, Ricky got it. 134 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,419 I'd better get him some coffee. 135 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,921 Hello, Ricky? 136 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,339 Yeah. Who's this? 137 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,341 This is Jerry, your agent, remember? 138 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,342 Oh, yeah. 139 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,427 Yeah, I'm way over in Jersey. 140 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,763 Listen, I signed up that dog act for you. 141 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,515 They're all set for next week. 142 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,766 Good, good. 143 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,977 Yeah, and now I got to go see a talking seal. 144 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,312 Talking seal? 145 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,855 Does he do an act? 146 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,857 No, no. The seal is the manager. 147 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,318 He's got a couple of trained people. 148 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,738 You're daffy. 149 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,324 Hey, listen, I want to give you the dope on the dogs. 150 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,576 You have to get it to the publicity department 151 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,787 this morning, or it'll never get out on time. 152 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,580 Okay, Jerry, wait a minute, will you? 153 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,581 All right. 154 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,083 Wait a minute. 155 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,918 Give me their names. 156 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,962 Oh, here's the dogs' names: Ann... 157 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,255 Ann. 158 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,173 - Mary... - Mary. 159 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,717 - Helen... - Helen. 160 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,677 - Cynthia... - Cynthia. 161 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,220 - Alice... - Alice. 162 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,471 ...and Theodore. 163 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,473 - Theodore. - Yeah. 164 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,350 These are dogs? 165 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,352 Well, that's the way they want to be billed. 166 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,479 Oh, and listen, while I think of it, you know, 167 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,190 your budget can't afford all those dogs and a girl singer. 168 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,234 Now, what are you going to do about Marilyn? 169 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,736 Oh, I didn't tell you, huh? 170 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,780 Well, I've been wondering what to do about her for a long time. 171 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,782 I finally made up my mind. 172 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,076 I'm going to get rid of her. 173 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,748 Yeah, she's been with me a long time, Jerry, 174 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,082 and that's the trouble-- 175 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,333 She's been with me too long. 176 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:07,922 After all, the same face night after night 177 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,924 gets pretty tiresome. 178 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,678 I'll... I'll probably miss her some, 179 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:14,846 but in a couple of weeks, 180 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:15,847 I'll get another one 181 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,098 and she'll be just as good. 182 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,726 Maybe even better. 183 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,104 Yeah, well, I guess you're right. 184 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,940 A girl singer isn't the most important thing in the world. 185 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,357 Oh, before I forget, 186 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,944 did you pick up that trick gadget for the Western number? 187 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,113 The gun? Yeah, I got it right here 188 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,323 in my desk drawer. 189 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:34,491 Oh, that's a good deal. 190 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,493 Okay, then, I'll see you later, then. 191 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,952 Good-bye, Jerry. 192 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,293 Oh, hiya, honey. 193 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,836 Hi! Hi. 194 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,631 Listen, I have to rush right down to the club, 195 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,633 so I'll get breakfast down there. 196 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,634 Bye. 197 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,635 Good-bye. 198 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,928 Oh... 199 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,813 I'll be back in a couple of hours. 200 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,272 Bye. 201 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,441 Uh-oh, I forgot. 202 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,381 Ethel! Ethel! 203 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,675 What's the matter? 204 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,010 You're looking at a future doornail. 205 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,345 Huh? 206 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,804 Ricky just tried to kill me. 207 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,265 Really? Then I'm a better 208 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,058 fortune-teller than I thought. 209 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,184 What am I saying? 210 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,644 What are you talking about? 211 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,854 I overheard him on the phone. 212 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,438 He's been planning this a long time, 213 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,815 and he finally decided to do it. 214 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,482 Last night was just a dress rehearsal. 215 00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:52,485 Oh, no, Lucy, you must have misunderstood him. 216 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,528 No, I didn't. 217 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,530 He took a shot at me already, but he missed. 218 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:59,534 Was that the noise I heard just now? 219 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,452 Yeah, he bought a gun especially for it. 220 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,663 Let's see if it's in that desk. 221 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,210 Oh, you poor, poor thing. 222 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,712 What's that? 223 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,713 Ricky wrote something 224 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,173 while he was talking on the phone 225 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,716 and he blotted it on this blotter. 226 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,717 Where are you going? 227 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,135 - Mirror. - Mirror? 228 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,886 - Yeah. - Oh, so you can read it. 229 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,179 My, you're clever. 230 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:20,346 I don't read mystery books for nothing. 231 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,557 I don't read mystery books for nothing. 232 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,601 "Helen, Ann, Mary..." 233 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,520 What's it mean? 234 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,938 I'm not even cold yet, 235 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,774 and Ricky's lining up girls to take my place. 236 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:36,946 "Helen, Ann, Mary, Cynthia, Alice, Theodore." 237 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,655 Theodore? 238 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,308 Oh! It's you, Ethel. 239 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,559 I thought it was Ricky. 240 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,019 Well, what are you going to do? 241 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,479 Just stay here and wait for him to shoot you? 242 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,231 Oh, I thought maybe I could talk to him, 243 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,107 - make him change his mind. - Are you crazy? 244 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,776 I still love him, Ethel. 245 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,278 Well, all I've got to say is, Lucy, you're awfully brave. 246 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,322 Oh, I'm not brave at all. I'm scared to death. 247 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,616 Every time I think about it, I get a sinking feeling 248 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,160 - right here. - 249 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,455 You get a sinking feeling where? 250 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,958 - Here. - 251 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,253 - Here? - 252 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,629 What's that? 253 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,547 Bulletproof vest. 254 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,136 And that's not all I bulletproofed. 255 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,852 That's in case he shoots me in the back. 256 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,397 I got it all figured out, Ethel. 257 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,773 I'm going to stand right up to him, 258 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,149 and when he comes in that door, 259 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,235 I'm going to say, "Okay, Ricky, okay. 260 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,862 What seems to be the trouble between us?" 261 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,201 What are you doing? 262 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,870 A moving target is hard to hit. 263 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,874 [Ricky] Lucy! 264 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,001 It's Ricky! 265 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,419 Where are you, Lucy? 266 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,670 Save me, save me! 267 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,005 Who's going to save me? 268 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,215 He won't shoot you, it's me he's after. 269 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,135 Yes, but to get to you, he's got to go through me. 270 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,469 Lucy! 271 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,511 Let me go. 272 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,097 Ethel, Ethel, you can't do this to me. 273 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,098 You're my best friend. 274 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,516 I know I'm your best friend. 275 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,351 That's why I can't stand to see you 276 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,519 riddled with bullets. 277 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,729 But, Ethel! 278 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,397 Ethel! Ethel! 279 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,191 Oh, hello, honey, there you are. 280 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,582 What's the matter with you, you got an itch or something? 281 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,668 No, nothing's the matter with me. 282 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,712 What's new? 283 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,057 What's new?! 284 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,558 I can't go on. 285 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,934 I give up. 286 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,394 Go ahead, shoot. 287 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,729 Shoot who? 288 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,730 Me. 289 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,898 Don't talk silly. 290 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,150 Oh, you're getting smart, huh? 291 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,528 Guns make noise, the neighbors might hear. 292 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,407 So you're going to strangle me. 293 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,492 I'm not going to shoot you, 294 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,951 and I'm not going to strangle you. 295 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,580 Fortunately, I'm too big for the garbage disposal. 296 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,249 Lucy, for goodness' sakes... 297 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,376 Honey... 298 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,544 Lucy, what's the matter with you? 299 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,589 Nothing, and there isn't gonna be, either. 300 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,844 Honey! Lucy! 301 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:47,970 Come out here, honey. 302 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,722 Come on, what's the matter with you? 303 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,723 Go away! 304 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,974 Open the door, honey! 305 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,851 Come on, honey, open the door! 306 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,645 Go away! 307 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,021 Open the door, honey! 308 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,023 Honey, please, open the door! 309 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,358 Come on, honey, 310 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,943 come on, what's the matter with you? 311 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,986 Hey, Ricky, what's going on up here? 312 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,321 Oh, hello, Fred. 313 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,739 Ethel came running down to our place 314 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,157 and told me to hurry up here right away. 315 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,784 What's the matter? 316 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,453 Don't ask me, Fred-- Lucy's acting crazy. 317 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,832 Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people? 318 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,794 Crazy for anybody. 319 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,796 She seems to have some idea 320 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,798 that I'm going to kill her. 321 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,258 That doesn't mean anything. 322 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,552 Sooner or later every married woman decides 323 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,804 that her husband wants to kill her. 324 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,764 She's usually right. 325 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,643 Look, Fred, please, this is no time for jokes. 326 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,978 She's really upset. 327 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,063 I've never seen her like this way before. 328 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,314 Look, I got to go to the club. 329 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,774 I got a big rehearsal over there. 330 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,776 I don't want to leave her alone here tonight. 331 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,361 There's only one thing you can do. 332 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,864 The same thing I do with Ethel when she gets upset. 333 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:48,948 What's that? 334 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,658 Slip her a Mickey. 335 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,826 A Mickey? 336 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,370 Well, not really a Mickey... unfortunately. 337 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,956 Just a mild sedative. 338 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,333 Here, I've got one here-- wait. 339 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,587 That's a stomach capsule. 340 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,131 Oh, there's that button 341 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,967 I want sewed back on my pants. 342 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,304 Here... here it is-- here's the sedative. 343 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,140 Oh, great. If she thinks I'm gonna kill her, 344 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,142 you don't think she's... she'll take this, do you? 345 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,852 Just drop that in a glass of soda water 346 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,562 and she'll never know the difference. 347 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,397 Well, it's not a bad idea, but I don't know. 348 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,983 Now, that'll put her to sleep for the rest of the night. 349 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,193 You go on down to the club. 350 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,527 I'll look in from time to time 351 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,820 and see that she's all right. 352 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,989 Well, thanks, amigo, I hope it works. 353 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,949 Don't you worry about a thing. 354 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,537 Lucy! 355 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,292 Yeah-yeah? 356 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,753 Come on, honey, have a drink. 357 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,088 Well, I... 358 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,549 I'm not really very thirsty. 359 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,884 Oh, come on, sweetheart, it'll do you good. 360 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,136 Come on, honey, come on. 361 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,263 Well, all right. 362 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,856 Let's dance. 363 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,442 Dance? 364 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,111 Yeah, I haven't danced in a long time. 365 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,445 Put your glass down here. 366 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,989 But, honey, there's no music. 367 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:56,117 Oh, who needs music? You dance divinely. 368 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,226 That's enough dancing, let's drink. 369 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,645 - Look at that! - What? 370 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,981 That is the biggest spider I've ever seen. 371 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,691 Where? Where? I don't see anything. 372 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,194 Well, I go... I guess I was mistaken. 373 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,571 Oh. Well, let's drink. 374 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,615 Salud. 375 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,407 Gesundheit. 376 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,205 No, wait! 377 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,666 What was that for? 378 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,792 I can't do it to you 379 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,711 even though you would do it to me. 380 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,046 What are you talking about? 381 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,548 I switched glasses. 382 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,093 I know you did, I switched them back. 383 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,017 You mean... you mean, I got the one with th-th-the... 384 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,352 You certainly did. 385 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,867 Ricky... Ricky, come here, I want to talk to you. 386 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,246 Ricky, no matter what you've done, 387 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,415 I forgive you. 388 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,086 Thank you. 389 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,757 You're welcome. 390 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,557 Gee, that's a powerful sleeping powder. 391 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,976 Sleeping powder, ha! 392 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,979 The sleep from which no one returns. 393 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,815 Oh, honey, come on, you'd better lie down. 394 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:51,898 Let me help you lie down. 395 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,984 Lie down, honey, lie down. 396 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,486 Don't rush me! 397 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,615 I'll be lying down for a long, long time. 398 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,498 Boy, that certainly did the trick. 399 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,532 Where's Ricky? 400 00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:44,201 He's gone. Are you all right, Lucy? 401 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:48,622 What happened? 402 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,916 I got a Mickey from Ricky. 403 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,129 This is it, Ethel. 404 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,631 You're just in time to say good-bye. 405 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,883 Good-bye, Lucy. 406 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,259 Good-bye. 407 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,096 How long do you think I've got? 408 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,766 Not long. 409 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:07,975 I've got time. 410 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,393 I've got to. 411 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,728 What are you going to do? 412 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,396 I'm going down to Ricky's club. 413 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,398 If I can't have him, nobody else can. 414 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,648 I'll come with you. 415 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,734 Get your coat. 416 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,319 I'm going to rub him out 417 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,280 with the same gun he was going to use on me. 418 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,243 All right, Ricky! 419 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,287 Lucy! 420 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,830 Lucy, what are you doing? 421 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,334 You know what I'm doing. 422 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,003 Honey, don't make a scene. 423 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,672 Hector, they're wonderful, they're really great, 424 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,174 particularly Mary and Cynthia. 425 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,134 Mary and Cynthia? 426 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,969 Did you write their names down 427 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,262 on the telephone pad? 428 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:50,226 Yes. That's Ann, Helen, Mary, Cynthia, Alice, 429 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,602 and that's Theodore. 430 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,355 That's Theodore. 431 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,066 Then that really was a sleeping powder you put in my drink. 432 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,192 Certainly. 433 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,236 Well, then, what are you doing with that gun? 434 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,113 - I was going to shoot you. - 435 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,326 Oh, honey. 436 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,881 Hi, honey. 437 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,342 The opening was wonderful! 438 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,553 We were sensational. 439 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,431 Good night. 440 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,311 I hope this time you can't find it.